If you need to tell people that you’re straight, you probably aren’t.
I found these on the website for the “Mr. Hetero” contest, which was held in Worcester back in February and drew protests from gay activists. I only recently learned of this absurd blend of evangelical Christianity and macho bullshit. Thanks to Proceed At Your Own Risk for bringing this tidbit of news from the nuthouse to our attention. Had I known about it in advance, I would have gone to Worcester to participate in the “Kiss-In” that was staged by a group reminiscent of Queer Nation. What fun!
What kind of mixed message are you sending by wearing a “100% Hetero” T-shirt in light pink?? Something tells me that if you need to wear a T-shirt proclaiming yourself to be “100% Hetero,” then you probably aren’t.
Oh, and for the truly insecure, they sell “100% Hetero” coffee mugs too.
posted by Sandouri Dean Bey at 12:06 AM
2 Comments:
Well, if there can be a Mr. Gay Leather contest (I've sat near and met a former Mr. Gay Leather during performances at the Metropolitan Opera) I guess there can be a Mr. Hetero. That'll give the straight boys an ideal to hold onto as the U.S. slowly but surely wakes up to the fact that they've been lied to about us all these years/decades/centuries.
brad-
i agree with you, my friend. but the lure of the "kiss-in" is potent, no? just imagine all those boys...
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