A Divine Bush

Anyway, Exodus also tells how God called out to Moses from in the midst of the bush. I guess you could say it was a divine bush. I suppose Jesus’ bush would also be considered divine by contemporary evangelicals, seeing that they believe he’s the Son of God and all that. All I know is that when I recently came across a Renaissance painting showing Jesus’ pubes, I thought to myself, “Now that’s a divine bush.”
It all started this past weekend while I was visiting my sister and brother-in-law and their kids for my nephew’s second birthday. My sister, who’s probably the sweetest and most generous person I know, though a bit of a compulsive gift giver, gave me a coffee-table book of Leonardo da Vinci’s works.


The book contained a detail of Christ’s midsection from The Baptism of Christ (1472-1475, oil on wood, Galleria degli Uffizi, Florence) by Andrea del Verrocchio (1435-1488). As an adolescent, da Vinci had worked in Verrocchio’s studio, and most art historians agree that da Vinci made significant contributions to Verrocchio’s Baptism. However, whether or not he is responsible for painting Jesus’ pubes, I don’t know.

And I could be mistaken, but it looks to me like Jesus did a little bit of manscaping.
3 Comments:
I nearly peed myself. Good thing I was reading this in the tub.
I love your style.
Thanks, guys :)
Oh, and btw, I pee in the tub all the time. In the shower too.
Read Leo Steinberg's THE SEXUALITY OF CHRIST IN RENAISSANCE PAINTING AND MODERN OBLIVION.
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