All Tricks and No Treat

If this doesn’t scare the crap out of the kiddies this Halloween, I don’t know what will. I can think of few things more frightening than four years of Kerry Healey as governor.

Healey’s spent the past few weeks trying to scare the people of Massachusetts into voting for her, but recent polls show that an overwhelming majority feel she’s a helluva lot scarier than her ads attacking Deval Patrick.

Of course, the youngsters approaching my door for candy to fill their sacks might not be politically savvy enough to recognize the Lieutenant Governor’s frightening visage on my Healey-o-lantern; they might conclude that it’s just a plain old witch.

And the problem is…??