The Cat in the Hat
Is it just me or is the resemblance uncanny??
Perhaps if he were nicer to us queers, we could give him a few fashion tips. Maybe Santa Claus will give him a new outfit... or, better yet, a bitch slap.
Happy Holidays to All!
And to all my readers overseas who are celebrating Christmas,
Feliz Natal!
Feliz Navidad!
Joyeux Noël!
Buon Natale!
Fröhliche Weihnachten!
Schöni Fäschttäg!
Prettige Kerstdagen!
Wesołych Świąt!
Crâciun Fericit!
Sretan Božić!
God Jul!
Hyvää Joulua!
С Рождеством Христовым!
Maligayang Pasko!
اجمل التهاني بمناسبة الميلاد و حلول السنة الجديدة
and, last but not least, Καλά Χριστούγεννα!
…and for my Jewish friends celebrating Chanukah,
Peace!
Perhaps if he were nicer to us queers, we could give him a few fashion tips. Maybe Santa Claus will give him a new outfit... or, better yet, a bitch slap.
Happy Holidays to All!
And to all my readers overseas who are celebrating Christmas,
Feliz Natal!
Feliz Navidad!
Joyeux Noël!
Buon Natale!
Fröhliche Weihnachten!
Schöni Fäschttäg!
Prettige Kerstdagen!
Wesołych Świąt!
Crâciun Fericit!
Sretan Božić!
God Jul!
Hyvää Joulua!
С Рождеством Христовым!
Maligayang Pasko!
اجمل التهاني بمناسبة الميلاد و حلول السنة الجديدة
and, last but not least, Καλά Χριστούγεννα!
…and for my Jewish friends celebrating Chanukah,
Peace!
5 Comments:
1) Santa kitty==highly disturbing. Is her name Santa Claws? (I am currently laughing heartily at this artful pun).
2) Your column should remind us all of the dramatic value and potential sociocultural impact of a well-timed biatch slap. Condaleeza beware.
3) Does it really take THAT many characters to say "Happy Hannukah?!" Oi vay!?!
4) May you find love and peace in the coming year, Sandouri Dean.
Pope Benedict seems to have extremely expensive tastes in vestments and accesories. Apparently, the shoes are by Prada and the sun glasses by Gucci. he's also been having his vestments trimmed in ermine. No vow of poverty for this former Hitler Youth.
Καλά Χριστούγεννα Deanακο:)
Santa Kitty- that was tooooo funny..thanks for the laugh...( although a bit frightening)
It is all about the accessories...
What about Santa Felicia (from Felix catus, or Felix domesticus, Latin names for cat)?
Anyway, Santa's supposed to be a feminine, rather than bearded old man.
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